Spatch-cock

What is Spatch-cock?


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A serail drunark who continuously gets smashed, hits on women well above his league, tries anxiously to phone his on/off girlfriend and repeatedly crashes out due to exuberant use of a glass of beer. Welcome to the world of the spatch-cock.

1 beer: Marc says "hows life guys?"

2 beers: Marc says "fuck off ya bawbag"

3 beers: Marc says "Your a chamsie shatner"

4 beers: Marc says " They all want it, every last one of them!"

several beers later: After picking 3 fights with his own pals, Marc decides to wander aimlessly through the night club, hiccupping on his journey, trying to find the nicest girl to get slapped from. "Marc, you alright?"

"Im fine ya cunt"

"gie that burd peace, shes not interested!"

"they all want me, hiccup"

"Marc, were going hame, come on"

"aye wait up, I hate yous, I hate yous aw"

"Aye, very good Marc, ya spatch-cock"


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