What is Spatchcock?
1.
A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit
(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)
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2.
reddening of the penis after beating off with a spatula
Damn my penis hurts, but it was worth it.
3.
the act of using one's penis to flip eggs off a partner's vagina
She asked me to make her breakfast, so I offered her a spatchcock.
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