Spates

What is Spates?

A word used, in conjunction with 'yates'; it is an insult commonly aimed at newbie owners of canal boats.

"Ah, Yates!" Whilst pointing and laughing in a mocking fashion.

Zag A Hoochy

1. What is said when you have forgotten something or someone. OH zag a hoochy I've forgotten my hat! See crap, hmm, darnit..

Zellers Dink

1. aka "Z.D." A stinky film left on your johnson after having sex with a dirty slut. From the cheap, low-end discount department..

Einsteins Theory Of Relativity

1. A theory by a man called Albert Einsteins (with a crazy hairstylist) which clearly defines : 0. E = MC^2, thats E for energy, M for mas..

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