Spatula Attack

What is Spatula Attack?


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When a spatula is inserted up the rectum of an adversary.

Adversary: "Oh please don't spatula attack me"

Insertation: Schlurp

You: "You have been have been spatula attacked"

Adversary: "Ohhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo i lost my SA virginity"

See spatula attack, spatula, attack, bum


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