What is Spatz?
1.
Gross girls who take pictures of them from halloween but look fucking disgusting. Disgusting hair thats rusty and makes you want to throw up. Easily the ugliest girls in the entire fucking world. Clenched jaws and saggy tits.
Yo bro have you seen Kelly lately?
Yeah dude she is so Spatz.
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2.
A hand gesture. The palm is face down and the little finger and thumb are crossed underneath it. When directed at something/one it suggests that they are stupid or
Can also be extended to 'spatz, rotate, die' is which the hand is turned through 180degrees and flopped downwards.
Use wisely.
Please do not spatz me.
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3.
excited, or enthusiastic
I was so spatz about the trip that I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning.
4.
name for a guy who can't figure out the right way to come on to a chick
Oh michael, you're such a spatz with rachel, give it up!
