What is Spatzel?
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a german "pet name" for someone who you find to be cute. it comes from Spatz, which is sparrow.
I love you, Spatzel.
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German noodles, or when you think it's going to be a fart and you end up spraying the inside of your shorts.
I'll have the Jagerschnitzel mit spatzel.
Dude, I think I just made some spatzel in my drawers...
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The act of leaving a public place, i.e. school, for an extended period of time to masturbate
Dude where's Jake he's been gone..