Spazbian Edit Meaning

1. That fat smelly bitch who cooks me dinner and licks my ass... Certificatologist: "yo' mama better be making some good shit to..

1. A parasite. One who uses others. I'm not that blood-sucker's friend! He doesn't have friends, just distant acquaintanc..

1. When you are jonsin to the extreme. (Named for P. Jonas who fell down a flight of steps when he blacked out from too much whiskey). Th..