Spazbian Edit Meaning

1. the act of sitting on ones hand until the hand goes numb and then proceeding to jack off. Sam: You know whats really exhilirating? Jay..

1. Eyedrops that give you a good ol fashioned cornea fucking. Usually used to get your eyes clear after some killer bud AHH these fuckn je..

1. The act of consuming copious amounts of boxed wine, particularly Franzia. "What are you guys doing tonight?" "Oh..well,..