Spazgasm Edit Meaning

1. The process of giving a person the appropriate goatee to match their Tom Selleckesque mustache. "Colbert expertly vandyked the cur..

1. Jacking off while fingering your butthole, with the result being intense sexual pleasure. After Pat's underwear were frozen, he sa..

1. a prase that stupid children in the ages of 7 to 11 say when they have first heard "smooth move exlax" *guy walks into a pole..