Spazimony

What is Spazimony?

the amount of money paid to the mother of your illegitimate children that you would otherwise spend on drugs and alcohol.

"Hey Darren, where's my spazimony? You haven't spent it all on nangs and crack again, have you?"

See spaz, spazimony, alimony, spazz, spasm

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