Spazmentarded Edit Meaning

1. noun: an alternative for vagina, pussy, vaj, cunt, twat, va-jay-jay. "Wow, that bitch has a sweet vagenta!" See vagina, twat..

1. A firm gluteus maximus. "...knowing that he’s less likely to leave me for the Dolce & Gabbana fit model with the quarter-tight..

1. To stick a lightbulb into someone's ass, and then screw a working lamp (minus the shade) onto the bulb. Then, turn on the lamp, thu..