Spazmentarded Edit Meaning

1. Skeezing on a girl from a considerable distance (out of ejaculation range at least) and preferrably via text messaging. Eric: "See..

1. a new amazing gum that is really good and lasts forever! ZOMFG some may say it is better then sex me:OMG, 5 gum is so good! you:I don..

1. not commonly practiced nowadays, when one tries to see how much sex they can get on New Years Eve before it hits 12:00M. They are, this ..