Spazmentarded Edit Meaning

1. Having a quickie with a female employee of a well known fast food company. Yesterday I ordered a quickmac from Nicole, she's the n..

1. When wanting desperately to commence intercourse with a member of the opposite sex, but, alas, gazing at the specimen found convulses yo..

1. A expression used to express that you are shocked. Mom: Let's go you're gonna meet Britney Spears. You: Jumping Josephat! S..