What is Spaztard?
1.
n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.
Calm down, you f*cking spaztard!
2.
Someone who is a cross between spaz and retarded. Often very lovable and somewhat drunk, or in a permanant state of stoned.
'Isdfhsdkfgsdfg!'
'Lol, you spaztard.'
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3.
A delightful combination of spaztic and retard. The eccentric word is perfert to describe and define many a folk!
Annie: Andy! You are such a spaztard!!! Dude!!!
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4.
A peron who emcompasses qualities of a mentally challenged person.
Spastic + Retard = Spaztard
Usually has the intelligence of a brick covered in shit
Also a polite version of
Lydia you fucking spaztard
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