Spazwank Edit Meaning

1. an enquiry about the possibility of shenanigans with the opposite sex "excuse me my fair maiden, are you uo for the cup?"..

1. Seventh Circle of Hell where the ancient, decrepit, and irritable come to sling their pennies and sip their Ensure throught their wrinkl..

1. At the end of a sexual episode, you pull out and spray your load(i.e. your kids) all over her stomach/breasts(i.e. her canvas). So I wa..