Spazzert Edit Meaning

1. Hot Piece of Old Ass. H.P.O.O.A - hpooa (`Ha-Pooh-Ah) An acronym describing the unusual sex appeal of the elderly. Usually referring to..

1. A reference to a very large male reproductive organ. Check out the hurtubise on that guy. See longschlong, ponis, peeny, sparticus, hu..

1. A five day test where the boyfriend/husband bowls from the pavillion end with great care while the wife is padded up. "Henry had t..