Speaking Shakespeare

What is Speaking Shakespeare?


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When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.

Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright!

Guy 2: Dude... what!?

Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!

Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?

Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.

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