Speared

What is Speared?


1.

drunk, high, blazed, blitzed, krunk, fucked up in any way

chillin at the hookah bar, blazing some rose cognac, ripped off your ass after doing several beer bongs you turn to your friend and say..."dude...im fucking speared!!"

2.

Fucked up....aka: stoned, drunk, buzzed, whatever the fuck you want.

Dude I'm so fucking speared off this rose hookah....

See stoned, drunk, hookah, crunk, blazed

3.

when a man with a needle dick, sticks it in the urethra of a fatass fagmuffin

jack speared with his morbidly obese and equally faggity gym teacher

See fatass, needle dick, sledgehammer, fagmuffin, gym teacher

4.

A person who has been injured, slaughtered, or maimed by a long shafted weapon with a pointy blade at its tip is said to have been Speared.

Not only black people can be Speared, but white, yellow, and red people too.

Mel Gibson deliberately waited until the family reunion dinner to tell his story about how he Speared one of his acting buddies by accident in the gut and how chunky white puke came out from her punctured duodenum and out the gash in the abdomen. They had to call the ecnalubma.

See spearing, stabbing, murder, suicide, slaying, killing, death, injury, gash, wound

5.

right on smart comment

You speared that dumbass and made him call for mama

See cut, jab, spear, comment, aphorism


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