What is Spears-shear?
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Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.
Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"
Ochris: "Legal, obviously."
Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."
