Special Delivery

What is Special Delivery?


1.

when you take a dump on somebodys front steps, or on their property, especialy their mailbox.

i hate that fucker down the street so we gave him a special delivery last night.

2.

The act of taking a shit directly into someone's mailbox. Also known as a "Federal Offense" if the box contains mail.

"Sam pussied out when we dared him to do a special delivery"

"DAMN! That's my third special delivery this week."

"SPECIAL DELIVERY!"

3.

After having sex with a girl, take a shit in her bed whiles she's sleeping and leave.

Man i fucked this girl last night and left her the special delivery right before i left.

See poop, sex, one night stand, shit, crap

4.

When you give it, it being anything good, outstanding, or great, to someone.

Guy1: You fuck that girl last night?

Guy2: Yeah, I gave it to her special delivery

Guy1: Fuck you nigga! You want beef?

Guy2: *punches the hell out of guy1* !Special Delivery!

5.

when your having sex with a pregant girl and her baby comes out!

yo so im having sex with a girl and she had a special delivery


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