Special Hugs Edit Meaning

1. Any animal affected by living in a zoo environment. All Humans living in cities are considered Zoonimals. The larger the city - the grea..

1. A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember..

1. Small globs of toilet paper in the vagina resulting from not wiping thoroughly. Could you please remove those pussy boogers before I ea..