Specjaculate

What is Specjaculate?

An explosion of speculation over something very small.

That guy specjaculated over thinking that she would fall in love with him.

See specjaculate, explosion, guess

verb

To cause a fanboyto spontaneously ejaculateover unfounded speculation and rumors regarding upcoming company products.

Mac zealots around the world specjaculated after seeing some faked shots of a rumored Apple iVideoPhonePod.

See reality distortion field, fanboy, excited, iceberg

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