Speckled Cobra

What is Speckled Cobra?


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corn poop. brown turd with lovely yellow gems studded in it. not so fun to see one floating a portapotty.

Guy 1: Ugh I hate going to Warped Tour.

Guy 2: Why? The best bands play there?

Guy 1: Yeah, but I always end up waiting in line for an hour to pee only to end up with the porta-john with a speckled cobra coiled in the blue piss water.

Guy 2: Oh... dude. Umm...

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: That was mine.

Guy 1: *cries*

See corn, poopy, poop, turd, gross, shit, crap


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