Speckled Cobra

What is Speckled Cobra?


1.

corn poop. brown turd with lovely yellow gems studded in it. not so fun to see one floating a portapotty.

Guy 1: Ugh I hate going to Warped Tour.

Guy 2: Why? The best bands play there?

Guy 1: Yeah, but I always end up waiting in line for an hour to pee only to end up with the porta-john with a speckled cobra coiled in the blue piss water.

Guy 2: Oh... dude. Umm...

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: That was mine.

Guy 1: *cries*

See corn, poopy, poop, turd, gross, shit, crap


9

Random Words:

1. The man pictured on a package of Zig Zag cigarette papers. Also called Pierre le Toque. Used by some hippies to make their friends par..
1. To borrow relentlessly from others but have the means to buy for oneself. To be a chronic moocher. Based on North American slang for &ap..
1. WWWD, PHRASE: Soon, When the pedestal crumbles, what Mr. Obama will be askin himself. Barry say's to Mama: "This stem cell re..
Book Banner