What is Speckled Cobra?
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corn poop. brown turd with lovely yellow gems studded in it. not so fun to see one floating a portapotty.
Guy 1: Ugh I hate going to Warped Tour.
Guy 2: Why? The best bands play there?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I always end up waiting in line for an hour to pee only to end up with the porta-john with a speckled cobra coiled in the blue piss water.
Guy 2: Oh... dude. Umm...
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That was mine.
Guy 1: *cries*
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The sex you get after spending $1209457863145 on your wife/gf or being extra sensitive or cuddly or whatever on Valentine's Day.
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