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Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch in..
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Let's have sex until the early morning
After going on a date, the guy asks the girl, "Let's fuck until dawn".
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When you jack off onto someones toilet seat.
Causing the next user to slip and slide all over your cum.
Dude 1: Hey, are you going to ..
