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A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.
I swear..
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When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you comp..
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to cum in mass quantities all over your girls face. giving her the appearance of a krispy kreme doughnut
man jen had me so worked up wh..