Speech Virus

What is Speech Virus?


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A speech virus is an insidious word or phrase that sneaks into your speech making you sound like a dunce to other people.

There are MANY speech viruses. Here are a few examples: you know, uh, man, dude, like, and many more.

See uh, dude, man, like, you know


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Random Words:

1. A better word for ketchup. Dude, these fries would taste awesome with some kachmutch! See ketchup, kachmutch, death..
1. A quadruple measure of a spirit of your choice. Can I have two pints and a quaddie vodka + coke please? See spirits, drinks, beverages..
1. Tears dispenced by the eyes of an obese person. Hey! Enough of your greasy tears!..