What is Speed Bag?
1.
To slap one's testicles across another individual's face (esp. forehead). Similar to tea bagging, however in this case the sack is not rested on the deponent, but rather used as an instrument of assault.
Speed bagging is often done to humiliate and/or shame the person upon which it is inflicted. It is also valuable for its humorous quality.
This activity is solely engaged in between males, and would be frowned upon as vulgar and inappropriate if executed upon a female. As with tea-bagging, this act is never considered homoerotic, although the deponent might be derided as a "fag" anyway.
The next time you black out I'm gonna fuckin speed bag your faggot ass, you fuckin light-weight.
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2.
A clitoris that has excessive sag often resembling a boxing speed bag.
I finally pulled off Mary's panties only to discover she has a gigantic speed bag. I proceeded to get my boxing workout done while simultaneously pleasuring her.
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3.
A rapidly performed version of the
After Herman gave Bonnie the speed bag for a good 7 minutes, he fell to the floor and clutched his lower abdomen in pain because of his extremely sore testicles.
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4.
The thing a woman's clitoris turns in to right before you make her orgasm.
"I thought I was going to be down there all day, so I hit it like a speed bag and went straight to bed.
"Rachel and I aren't together. She just stops by for a good speed bagging once in a while."
"So dude, are you ever gonna speed bag that thing or what?"
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5.
What a scrotum sack turns into when one testicle has been removed.
"Even after Johnny had ball cancer, he had no problem dipping his speed bag into Jenna's mouth."
"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."
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What a scrotum sack turns into when one testicle has been removed.
"Even after Johnny had ball cancer, he had no problem dipping his speed bag into Jenna's mouth."
"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."
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