Speed Beer

What is Speed Beer?


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Speed Beer is a relatively new drinking made up by Jeph Jaques for his comic "Questionable Content".

It involves sledding and a hell of a lot of beer.

You Will Need:

-A big snowy hill

-Cookie Pans/ Cafeteria Trays/ Sleds

-A lot of beer (A keg will do nicely)

-A designated person to make sure you don't get hypothermia from passing out in the snow

-Plastic Cups

The rules are fairly simple:

-Take your beer, and sleds (Cookie pans and cafeteria trays are preferred)to the top a snowy hill.

-Fill your cup

-Now sled while holding your cup!

-When you reach the bottom, drink whatever is left in your cup

-Repeat this process in turns

Build a ramp, for hilarity will surely ensue.

Tom: Well Jim, I bought all this beer for the BBQ today, but it's snowing out!

Jim: No worries, Tom! We can always invite everyone to play Speed Beer.

See beer, sledding, drinking, games, questionable content


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