Speed Bonus

What is Speed Bonus?

The act of ripping off the self-checkout lane by pretending to scan some of your items.

Hey babe, I bought this cherry pie for 3 dollars and got this carton of ice cream for free as a speed bonus.

See shoplifting, five-finger discount, scam

Zikonium

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Necrodoucher

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Inlaciated

1. To inspire or cause someone to have an unreasoning feeling of one-sided passion. Steve was so inlaciated with the Marketing Director, t..

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