Speed Bump Edit Meaning

1.

1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.

2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals

Someone needs to repair the speed bump.

See cockblock, glass ceiling, marble ceiling, speedbump

2.

An interference during sexual intercourse

"I was having sex and my mom came in then left quickly"

"OOOO,speed bump"

"Yeah"

3.

One who is always slowing down those around him/her because they are slow themselves.

I hate working with Tom. It takes forever to get anything dne because he is such a speed bump

See slow, retarted, speed, bump

4.

The significant other of the girl/guy you are trying to pick up.

"So I'm talking her up, and I find out she has a speed bump."

"Sorry to hear that, man."

See girlfriend, boyfriend, dating, relationship, attracted, significant other

5.

Acne or facial blemishes due to excessive use of stimulants.

Tim: Man, your face looks rough this week.

Dave: Yeah man, it's all this adderall. I'm getting some major speed bumps.

Tim: word.

See speed, bump, stimulant, adderall, caffeine, cocaine

6.

1. A person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship

2. A one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.

3. A fat ass

1. He was a speed bump that I already forgot

2. She meant nothing to me, she was just a speed bump.

3. Bre, did you see the speed bump on dat honey

See fling, fatty

7.

You're hitting on the real knockout of a babe in a bar, and as always there this one person (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or not too cute chick with her (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

See speed bump, cockblocker, girlfriend, boyfriend