Speed Goat

What is Speed Goat?

A goat of infinite speed. Often seen wearing a sombrero and poncho.

Speed Goats are close friends with Tai from Gears of War 2. Together they share Locust BBQ's.

"Dude, My nacho is gone!"

"Must have been a Speed Goat."

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