Speed Goat

What is Speed Goat?

A goat of infinite speed. Often seen wearing a sombrero and poncho.

Speed Goats are close friends with Tai from Gears of War 2. Together they share Locust BBQ's.

"Dude, My nacho is gone!"

"Must have been a Speed Goat."

Jerk Surfing

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Attention Bastard

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Channel Jive

1. The weird dialect of English that is spoken on the Citizens' Band radio service, 10-4. I just asked him directions and he started..

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