Speed Kills

What is Speed Kills?

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A phrase made up by the English government to justify the money they make from speed cameras.

Guy 1: Fuck me look at that guy driving 32mph in a 30mph zone. Does he not know speed kills!

Guy 2: Yeah I know, if only we where like that guy doing 28mph. He may be drunk, on drugs and on the phone whilst driving past a school, but he’s a safe driver sticking to the speed limit.

Guy 3: You 2 and Gordon Brown are all cunts and should read the statistics on speeding and stop chatting shit.

See speeding, kills, money, gordon brown, cunt

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