Speed Masturbation

What is Speed Masturbation?


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To masturbate furious and achieve orgasm in a matter of seconds. Usually happens when a man suffers premature ejaculation or when he has very little time to masturbate.

I once did speed masturbation and climaxed in 15 seconds- a personal best.


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