What is Speed Penis?
1.
A quick drawing of a cock and balls which you perform on your classmate's notes when they fall asleep / aren't paying attention in class.
Can also be used as a verb, as in the act of speed penising.
"Check out how many speed penises we got on Phil's notebook while he was in the bathroom."
"Wow, you got speed penised bad, bro."
See
2.
The unfortunately shrivelled penis that results from taking
Fancy a shag? Oh no, speed penis...
See
Random Words:
1.
The abandonment of social responsibility at the door of the supermarket. Once behind the handle of a trolley - mildly offensive indivua..
1.
jerking off on your girls chest then licking it up and hooking up with her
My friend justin jerked it on jillybabes jts <3 tits and ..
1.
See Halloween Haunt
The term used by locals to discribe the event. While There you can purchase Berry Punch.
Last night i went to Knot..
