Speed Penis

What is Speed Penis?

A quick drawing of a cock and balls which you perform on your classmate's notes when they fall asleep / aren't paying attention in class.

Can also be used as a verb, as in the act of speed penising.

"Check out how many speed penises we got on Phil's notebook while he was in the bathroom."

"Wow, you got speed penised bad, bro."

See speed, game, cock and balls

The unfortunately shrivelled penis that results from taking amphetamine.

Fancy a shag? Oh no, speed penis...

See willy, phet, wizz, cock

Usb Cap

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Dingly

1. a penis i'll slash your dingly off or show us your dingly See dingly, willy, dick, cock 2. crusties, aka crust of the anus or..

W00talicious

1. a description you give to someone that deserves the word w00t to describe them and they are also delicious. Wow sexy, you sure are w00t..

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