Speed Penis

What is Speed Penis?

A quick drawing of a cock and balls which you perform on your classmate's notes when they fall asleep / aren't paying attention in class.

Can also be used as a verb, as in the act of speed penising.

"Check out how many speed penises we got on Phil's notebook while he was in the bathroom."

"Wow, you got speed penised bad, bro."

See speed, game, cock and balls

The unfortunately shrivelled penis that results from taking amphetamine.

Fancy a shag? Oh no, speed penis...

See willy, phet, wizz, cock

Young Buls

1. youth, young people, a snotty nosed bad ass kid Yo young buls be spittin mad knowledge, that could be a fact. That young bul so bad. I..

Ensures

1. Things that you have acquired to stop certain things from happening. E.g. insurance prevents bankruptcy. Used by Western Australian yupp..

Yifh

1. it's actually an acronym, it means "yeah I'd fuck her". As the hot blonde walks to the counter, the male employees ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Speed Penis Edit Meaning