What is Speed Penis?
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A quick drawing of a cock and balls which you perform on your classmate's notes when they fall asleep / aren't paying attention in class.
Can also be used as a verb, as in the act of speed penising.
"Check out how many speed penises we got on Phil's notebook while he was in the bathroom."
"Wow, you got speed penised bad, bro."
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2.
The unfortunately shrivelled penis that results from taking
Fancy a shag? Oh no, speed penis...
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the process of making it more difficult
Because I make her's life so difficult I done difficultized her life
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Going to town on the vagina.
During sex you are humping the crap out of the vagina.
So, you are a vaginal demon after having sex.
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