What is Speed Penis?
1.
A quick drawing of a cock and balls which you perform on your classmate's notes when they fall asleep / aren't paying attention in class.
Can also be used as a verb, as in the act of speed penising.
"Check out how many speed penises we got on Phil's notebook while he was in the bathroom."
"Wow, you got speed penised bad, bro."
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2.
The unfortunately shrivelled penis that results from taking
Fancy a shag? Oh no, speed penis...
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