What is Speed Racer?
1.
A race car driver who speaks extremely fast and never uses commas and drives an awesome car and the new remake the speed racer cartoons suck.
Go speed racer, go speed racer, go speed racer GO!
2.
a show that nobody can hate. you either:
a. like it because of its plots full of action, killing, and espionage
b. love it because of its stupid animation and HILARIOUS dubbing, and you may like the plots a bit.
c. like it because if it hadn't been wildly successful nobody would have ever considered licesning more anime for the western world. bow to speed.
d. love the wicked awesome theme song.
if you don't like this show, you are mentally retarded. besides, nobody told you you have to watch this. you can just keep trying to go down on yourself as usual.
go speed racer go! yeah. cool.
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3.
A fast talking whippersnapper who knows his stuff. Also has a very dry sense of humour, despite his (probably intentional) refusal to use punctuation both in text and vocal interface.
Go Speed Racer Go Go Go!
4.
A dealer who delivers your crystal meth very quickly.
I called John five minutes ago and he's already here! What a speed racer!
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5.
a male who suffers from premature ejaculation, or simply ejaculates too quickly for the female's liking.
Rick's not a very good lover; he was such a speed racer, we began and finished during a commercial break.
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