Speed Shit

What is Speed Shit?

Taking a shit (Also known as poop, poo, crap, #2 etc..) very fast. Faster than a normal shit.

Guy1: I gotta shit

Guy2: We're late, make it a speed shit

Guy1: I always speed shit!

Guy1 finishes shit in <5 minutes.

See shit, speed, quick, fast, crap, poo, poop, hurry, #2, number two

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