What is Speed Squeeze?
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A super quick dump. Brought on by one of two methods: Either you eat a lot of Mexican food, or you can grease your bum before you start for faster poop completion.
Guy: I took a speed squeeze today.
Boy: You mean you were constipated?
Guy: No, I used Vaseline to make it go by faster.
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When a woman queefs and the gas is so toxic it causes a scab in her pussy area.
Oh noes!! My queef cut my pussy!!!111 Zomg!!!1 Now i ha..
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A quick and curt way to end a conversation, putting a thin polite spin on the rude abruptness.
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