What is Speed Squeeze?
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A super quick dump. Brought on by one of two methods: Either you eat a lot of Mexican food, or you can grease your bum before you start for faster poop completion.
Guy: I took a speed squeeze today.
Boy: You mean you were constipated?
Guy: No, I used Vaseline to make it go by faster.
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One of the two tribes founded at the dawning of the Earth. The Newmanic Tribe was composed of Newmans
Their enemy was the Conanic Tribe..
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Feeling a vibration from your cell phone when in reality no one's calling you.
"Oh, someone's calling me!
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