Speed Swimmers

What is Speed Swimmers?

Pussy athletes who waste good pool space on a "so called" sport. Most speed swimmers are untalented geeks.

Speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.

Speed swimmers may apear to be builtbut beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.

Waterpolo player 1: Fuck!!! we've got no pool space, fucking speed swimmers use it all up, let's go beat em' up.

Waterpolo player 2: You sure? they look pretty strong.

Waterpolo player 1: Damn man, everybody knows speed swimmers are pussies!

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