Speed Tears

What is Speed Tears?

The resulting eye-watering caused by attaining a high speed on a motor vehicle without eye protection.

I was about to shift into fourth gear when the speed tears blinded me, and I had to back off.

See eye mud, two stroke, tear up, blind, ass hat

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