What is Speed Trudge?
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n. the act of emptying one's bowels faster than one would their bladder
1 minute before the show
Speed Trudger: Taco Bell might not have been the smartest meal before the concert, but it's nothing a speed trudge can't fix!
24 seconds before the show
ST: Made it!
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the sense that you were on the first page of credits in 1000 movies, and then got amnesia, and then watched all of those movies and reme..