What is Speed Trudge?
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n. the act of emptying one's bowels faster than one would their bladder
1 minute before the show
Speed Trudger: Taco Bell might not have been the smartest meal before the concert, but it's nothing a speed trudge can't fix!
24 seconds before the show
ST: Made it!
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Fake Yiddish for "Damnit!" or "Oh man!" or "Oh no!" or "I can't believe this" etc...
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Filling a parcel with excrement and posting it through the door of a house (commonly done after midnight).
'I was Posting a Parcel..