Speed Trudge

What is Speed Trudge?


1.

n. the act of emptying one's bowels faster than one would their bladder

1 minute before the show

Speed Trudger: Taco Bell might not have been the smartest meal before the concert, but it's nothing a speed trudge can't fix!

24 seconds before the show

ST: Made it!

See trouser chili, ass cannon, facespacer


28

Random Words:

1. A person who is obsessed with sex. Who would rather spend their days having wild hot crazy sex with their spouse, then get up and go to ..
1. dating a male or female who is more than 10 years older than you, although you are under the age of 18. Samantha: Wow, my teachers so c..
1. A wannabe, ugly, old, hippie and nasty dude that sells ugly t-shirts in the parking lot (shakedown street) at Jam Band concerts. He doe..