Speed Trudge

What is Speed Trudge?


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n. the act of emptying one's bowels faster than one would their bladder

1 minute before the show

Speed Trudger: Taco Bell might not have been the smartest meal before the concert, but it's nothing a speed trudge can't fix!

24 seconds before the show

ST: Made it!

See trouser chili, ass cannon, facespacer


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