What is Speed Trudge?
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n. the act of emptying one's bowels faster than one would their bladder
1 minute before the show
Speed Trudger: Taco Bell might not have been the smartest meal before the concert, but it's nothing a speed trudge can't fix!
24 seconds before the show
ST: Made it!
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trying to catch a nibble on the sneak tip
He's trying to sneak a chomp-a-roni with his pointy fangs.
See chomp-a-roni, whimsy, gh..