Speedbump

What is Speedbump?


1.

A piercing on the top of a cock.

Arty AKA "The Ironman" got a speedbump for the Ladies.

See cock, pierced, piercing, prince albert

2.

A person whom from a distance appears attractive but upon further inspection turns out to be ugly.

The term is derived from the motion in which you would drive over a speed bump. You slow down to check out said person and upon discovering how unattractive they really are you resume speed and continue on course.

The opposite of a Stopsign

Two young men walking together -

Joe: Yo, that girl is phat to death.

Rick: Yeah, lemme catch up to her before I try to holla.

"Rick and Joe catch up and continue to walk past"

Joe: Speedbump?

Rick: Totally.

See ugly, unattractive, butterface, hottie, fly

3.

Also known as a skidmark but more commonly refered to as a nigger or niglet in the middle of the road.

Oh shit Bill, there's a nigger in the road!

Floor it Earl thats just a speedbump.

See nigger, niglet, jig, porch monkey, spook, jiglet

4.

when u have quickie wit a bird

guy:famz i heard u n rasheeda wuz goin all night,son

2nd:nah B,it was just a speedbump

See Kool-Aid


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