What is Speedbump?
1.
A piercing on the top of a cock.
Arty AKA "The Ironman" got a speedbump for the Ladies.
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2.
A person whom from a distance appears attractive but upon further inspection turns out to be ugly.
The term is derived from the motion in which you would drive over a speed bump. You slow down to check out said person and upon discovering how unattractive they really are you resume speed and continue on course.
The opposite of a
Two young men walking together -
Joe: Yo, that girl is
phat to death.
Rick: Yeah, lemme catch up to her before I try to holla.
"Rick and Joe catch up and continue to walk past"
Joe: Speedbump?
Rick: Totally.
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3.
Also known as a skidmark but more commonly refered to as a nigger or niglet in the middle of the road.
Oh shit Bill, there's a nigger in the road!
Floor it Earl thats just a speedbump.
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4.
when u have quickie wit a bird
guy:famz i heard u n rasheeda wuz goin all night,son
2nd:nah B,it was just a speedbump
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