Speedbumpitis

What is Speedbumpitis?

An imaginary disease associated with being extremely annoyed or frustrated by speed bumps

Person 1: Ugh, those speed bumps are SO annoying!

Person 2: Looks like someone has a case of speedbumpitis..

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