What is Speedcock?
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Most effective in an academic or work situation, speedcock begins when the victim leaves a book or jotter open and leaves it unattended. The objective is to draw as many cocks as possible on the page before the victim returns.
*Scott turns and leaves the classroom*
*Joey turns immediately, opening a random page in his notepad and speedcocking that foo'*
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To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.
To hate not being mobile.
To wish someone were in your lap.
Gees, I'm a lapt..