Speeding

What is Speeding?


1.

It's like jaywalking, an offense that virtually everyone commits. There difference between the two is that speed laws are actually enforced (though quite selectively), usually to meet quotas.

Oh noes you were speeding 90 mph in the middle of the night on the interstate with no other cars within a mile what a danger to other citizens

See bullshit, cop, crap, law, joke

2.

To take the drug 'speed'

"Hey i got £20, what you wanna do?"

"lets go speeding"

See speed, drug, drugs, base, Zeitgeist

3.

having sex whilst the female partner is having her time of the month. "Speeding thru a red light"

Boy: Lets get it on,

Girl: Can't, its my time of the month,

Boy: it's fine, we can go speeding!

See speed, period, menstruation


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