Speedloaf

What is Speedloaf?

An exceptionally large bowel movement made in extreme haste.

Federal agents were breaking down my door whilst I shat, therefore a speedloaf was required.

See defication, feces, shit, poop

Poop Deck Pirate

1. adj. man for whom the same sex is preferable. one who rows his gondola in the shit canal, parks his bike on a dirty slope. 'Garrrr..

Handjob Haney

1. To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bath..

Smackin' Cats

1. Two girls rubbing their pussies together. Those Ho's smackin' cats makes me want to get up in that shit! See carpet munching..

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