Speedloaf

What is Speedloaf?

An exceptionally large bowel movement made in extreme haste.

Federal agents were breaking down my door whilst I shat, therefore a speedloaf was required.

See defication, feces, shit, poop

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Zzap

1. The sound made when a woman falls butt first into a toilet without a seat. She squealed as she went zzap into the toilet late that nigh..

First-skis

1. To claim ownership or "dibs" of or on something. I call first-skis on the shower. See dibs, called it..

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