Speedloaf

What is Speedloaf?

An exceptionally large bowel movement made in extreme haste.

Federal agents were breaking down my door whilst I shat, therefore a speedloaf was required.

See defication, feces, shit, poop

Erret

1. A mimicking of the sound heard from turntables when a DJ scratches the records, but is just a comically bad rendition of said sound. Co..

Kitesurfing

1. Only the best water sport around, a huge kite a modified wake board, kinda, and your off jumping 30ft and still landing softly awesome ..

Instructions

1. Those words your wife keeps screaming at you while you try to figure out why your table only has 3 legs after you finished it. Instruct..

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