Speedofile

What is Speedofile?

A middle aged man who hangs around swimming pools in skin tight trunks who offers to help children in and out of the pool.

Mummy, mummy, who's that strange looking man in the tight trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him

Kicking The Shoe Home

1. to close down the pub and stumble home in an exhausted and inebriated state. "awhu, Rory. We'll be kicking the shoe home toni..

Empshire

1. The township (basement suite located in Coquitlam) in which Ryan and Murray reside. syn: castle greyskull guy1: *knock knock knock* ..

Preoccupied

1. hitting it up doggy style Sorry I can't talk now, my boyfriend is preoccupied right now...

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