Speedofile

What is Speedofile?

A middle aged man who hangs around swimming pools in skin tight trunks who offers to help children in and out of the pool.

Mummy, mummy, who's that strange looking man in the tight trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him

The Hamburglar

1. 1. have your sexual partner grab a handful of ground hamburger (about enough for a hamburger) 2. then he/she proceeds to jack you off w..

Quarando

1. To kill oneself, usually by blowing one's brains out. Don't Quarando yourself, FT! See suicide, murder, fucktard, sepuku 1...

Nuts As Balls

1. 1) Totally insane. 2) Rushed or hurried. Busy. 3) Out of control. 1) Yo, that girl from last night won't stop calling me!! She&a..

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