Speedofile

What is Speedofile?

A middle aged man who hangs around swimming pools in skin tight trunks who offers to help children in and out of the pool.

Mummy, mummy, who's that strange looking man in the tight trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him

A Splode

1. 1. What happens to your head when it is hit by a perplexing geometric figure. 2. The catch-phrase of Strong Bad Zone Your head a splod..

Kerfuckered

1. adjective: Messed-Up, problematic, very difficult verb: To fuck up, mutate, or twist. "This Guitar Hero song is so Kerfuckered.&q..

Golden Cunt

1. To indicate a woman's vagina is of very high quality in terms of tightness, moisture content and of course odour during sex. The H..

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