Speedofile

What is Speedofile?

A middle aged man who hangs around swimming pools in skin tight trunks who offers to help children in and out of the pool.

Mummy, mummy, who's that strange looking man in the tight trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him

Mario Tennis Whores

1. Girls who pass by your dorm room when the door is open and they just waltz in and freak out when they see you have an N64 and any Mario ..

Jib End

1. the very end of a spliff, the bit you pass that noone with any sense wants to smoke as it is lip burning or it is cardboard. 'anyo..

Emaul

1. Noun: an email assault so vicious in tone the recipient loses an eye to you. Verb: to textually assault an individual via the internet...

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