Speedofile

What is Speedofile?

A middle aged man who hangs around swimming pools in skin tight trunks who offers to help children in and out of the pool.

Mummy, mummy, who's that strange looking man in the tight trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him

Dipey

1. Used as an adjective to describe someone in a sour or baby-like state. Created by Brett Dejeuner of Scarboro. "Yo, Ffejman has be..

Elebator

1. One who masturbates in high places. Masturbating in the rapidly ascending elevator, Joe was an elebator. Or,diddling himself in the Ova..

Idle Flirting

1. when you flirt but you don't mean it to amount to anything. zander and ruby are always idle flirting in chemistry. See flirt, tea..

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