Speedofile

What is Speedofile?

A middle aged man who hangs around swimming pools in skin tight trunks who offers to help children in and out of the pool.

Mummy, mummy, who's that strange looking man in the tight trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him

Hygene

1. 1) Wash your hands before touching food. 2) Cover your fucking mouth when you cough or sneeze, and wash your hands. 3) If your nose is..

Zombie President

1. The reanimated corpse of a dead president, brought back as a zombie, with hopes to re-claim the White House and rule the world again. ..

What's Goin Up?

1. This is a combination of "what's goin on?" and "what's up?". I said this accidently the first time I talke..

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