Speedofile

What is Speedofile?

A middle aged man who hangs around swimming pools in skin tight trunks who offers to help children in and out of the pool.

Mummy, mummy, who's that strange looking man in the tight trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him

Zabb

1. (n) the instrument of male temperament. "...but when he saw that the other man had a dark and lively zabb, so long that the eye mi..

Vomshit

1. When you are so drunk that you are vomiting and shitting at the same exact time. When I have to vomshit I make sure to sit on the toile..

Tough Panoogie

1. Used in North Carolina urban tech settings to mean inefficient database systems. I'd wish I could look this guy up, but my tough p..

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