Speedofile

What is Speedofile?

A middle aged man who hangs around swimming pools in skin tight trunks who offers to help children in and out of the pool.

Mummy, mummy, who's that strange looking man in the tight trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him

Ugoogiliser

1. Thingimebob. Often cant be found as dont know what it is realy called. Where is the ugoogiliser? A: Look in you pants, you'll find..

Zimmer Jockey

1. A person of age who requires the use of a walking frame to get around, bless them. A Zimmer Jockey includes great-grannies and grandads..

Hippacrocodillapig

1. an extremely ugly female "god damn! look at that hippacrocodillapig shaking her ass over there!" See ugly, minging, muntin, ..

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