What is Speedo-jerk?
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When you wear black speedo bicycle pants , smoke a marlboro light, and jack off, very quickly, lying on the hood of your maroon chevy cavalier while listening to Journey in a rural setting, privately.
The thought of her firm breasts and round ass drove the "Little Guy" to Speedo-Jerk.
(Bzzzzzzzzzzz!)
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Used to retort when someone exaggerates. Usually said with immense frustration.
Person A: The roads look really bad.
Person B: With t..
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A woman with a big ass.
Hey bill look at that cattle ass on this one.
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