What is Speedo-jerk?
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When you wear black speedo bicycle pants , smoke a marlboro light, and jack off, very quickly, lying on the hood of your maroon chevy cavalier while listening to Journey in a rural setting, privately.
The thought of her firm breasts and round ass drove the "Little Guy" to Speedo-Jerk.
(Bzzzzzzzzzzz!)
Random Words:
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A phrase commonly used by in the mainstream media to denote the quantity of an undesirable occurance reaching a multiple of ten.
Casual..
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1. One who only has the ability to get laid once a millenia.
2. Someone who can only hit on chicks that are either married, engaged, le..
