What is Speedo-jerk?
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When you wear black speedo bicycle pants , smoke a marlboro light, and jack off, very quickly, lying on the hood of your maroon chevy cavalier while listening to Journey in a rural setting, privately.
The thought of her firm breasts and round ass drove the "Little Guy" to Speedo-Jerk.
(Bzzzzzzzzzzz!)
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the fuck that goes in the middle of words
much like the understood "k" in knife or knights
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a filthy ignorant bag of douche, a person so stupid they don't even realize how much of a douche they really are. One who is gulli..
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the result of female uraniation in which the fridge air freezes the coochal area and produces piss cicles: see piss cicles.
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