What is Speedo-jerk?
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When you wear black speedo bicycle pants , smoke a marlboro light, and jack off, very quickly, lying on the hood of your maroon chevy cavalier while listening to Journey in a rural setting, privately.
The thought of her firm breasts and round ass drove the "Little Guy" to Speedo-Jerk.
(Bzzzzzzzzzzz!)
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Please refer to the definition of the Falcon Punch - this is the same thing except worse. The Eagle Punch is when somebody punches you ..
