What is Speedskating?
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The act of calling up an elderly woman in the pursuit of oral pleasure, and then following up by taberknackling the phone and the elderly woman's pet gerbal. This can be done (in the case the speedskater is gay) to an elderly man as well.
Robby: "I just speedskated Old Lady Gertrude down the street. You wouldn't believe how good old lady gums and gerbal fur feels on your nuts."
Casey: "Gee wizz...I can't wait til I can speedskate my gramma!"
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The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by.
When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt,..
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Someone who derives pleasure from dominating a Llama (see ocotpod's definition)
See also Apologenetic
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the internets way of showing me to speak italian, and those mediteranean fucks, how to speak italian to, the one on the internet called ..
