Speedwaddle

What is Speedwaddle?

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speedwaddle, verb; An obese person's attempt to propel themself by shifting thier weight from side to side and leaning forward without concern for persons or property in thier path.

I was nearly bulldozed when some gargantuan 500 pounder decided to speedwaddle through me to get to the cookies in Wal-Mart!

See speedwaddle, fat, obese, fatass, lardass, bulldoze
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