Speedy Gonzales

What is Speedy Gonzales?


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1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.

"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."

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Speedy Gonzales, "the fastest mouse in all Mexico", is an animated cartoon mouse from the Warner Brothers Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons. Speedy's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot.

Speedy Gonzales is also brothers with the most famous Skeeter mouse of all time Skeety Gonzales. Skeety Gonzales was trained by the great Skeet Magee.

Nerd Kid: "Dude Speedy Gonzales would annihilate Sonic the Hedgehog in a race!"

Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"

Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"

Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."

See speedy, gonzales, gonzalez, skeety, mexican, mouse, rat

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"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all


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