Speedy Gonzalez

What is Speedy Gonzalez?


1.

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"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all

of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez

SPEEDY GONZALEZ (sic): " Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos, ahora muchachos y gauchos."

"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.

-- Wikipedia

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2.

When you find a prostitute and you want to hurry and get off as soon as possible. Possibly because your wife or girlfriend will be there soon.

Man, I found this streetwalker whore that didn't look half bad, unfortunately, I had to hit her with the speedy gonzalez because my bitch was coming through. I would have taken my time otherwise.

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