Speedy Muffler

What is Speedy Muffler?

a quickie; a sex act that takes less than three minutes to complete (usually a blow jobor hand job).

I once got a speedy muffler in a long line at a toll-booth.

See quickie, oral sex, hand job, muff dive, swallow

Updike

1. A man who has retained an obsession with sex well into his dotage, with a creepy effect on others. Don't look at my daughter that ..

Odrog

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Laubish

1. Being totally gay and looking up little girls' skirts. Completly sick/gay/evil. Eww..... patty is acting totally laubish today!..

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