Speedy Muffler

What is Speedy Muffler?

a quickie; a sex act that takes less than three minutes to complete (usually a blow jobor hand job).

I once got a speedy muffler in a long line at a toll-booth.

See quickie, oral sex, hand job, muff dive, swallow

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