Speedy Pizza

What is Speedy Pizza?


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A pizza delivery service in Lugano, Switzerland, that can and will take advantage of a non-Italian speaker by switching their words around to create an entirely different pizza order.

Basically, an order of an extra topping can easily become an entire new pizza of its own. And it will.

(In broken-up Italian)

-You've called Speedy Pizza

-Hello, I would like two vegetarian pizzas please, with extras of olives, ham, and pepperoni.

-Okay, that will cost you (???)

-Thank you.

-Your pizzas will arrive in 15 minutes.

(pizzas arrive)

-Here's you six maximum size pizzas sir, you owe 181 Swiss Francs

See pizza, toppings, olives, ham, speedy, pepperoni


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